Mr. Wug: Hey Bae, did you see that commercial?!
Mrs. Wug: What commercial?! O_O
Mr. Wug: That IAMS dog food commercial with the great dane!
Mrs. Wug: Yeah!! I saw it! ^_^ That's such a cute commercial.....Poor dog! :-))
Mr. Wug: I wonder what the dog is thinking while he's being all nice and calm. ^_^
Mr. Wug: What?!
Mrs. Wug: "She gonna love me to death!...I'm gonna die with a bow on my head and wearing pink toenails!!" Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Mr. Wug: Ha! Ha!....Nooo! I know what he would be saying: "I can't let Ralphie see me like this! He'll laugh me out of the club!!" Ha! Ha! Ha!
Mrs. Wug: It makes you almost glad you're not a dog, right?!... ^_^ ...Hey honey, that reminds me...can you paint my toenails for me?!
Mr. Wug: Woof!!!