Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Is That Suppose To Be A "High-Five"?!


          Mrs. Wug: O-U-C-H!!!!!

Mr. Wug: O_O ... Whattttt?!

          Mrs. Wug: Is that suppose to be a 'high 5'?!!!!

Mr. Wug: What are you talking about?!...Yes!...Let's do it again!

    ****Mr. and Mrs. Wug both went up with their arms in the air at the same time, but Mr. Wug went 'straight-arm' into a high 5!!****



          Mrs. Wug: OUCH!!!...There you go again!!!...You are the worse 'high 5-er' in the world!!!

Mr.Wug: ^_^ Everybody says that...^_^ As soon as they say 'high 5'!...and I do it...they say: "Nah, man! You're not suppose to do it like that!!" LOL 

          Mrs. Wug: That's because you're coming in to fast!!

Mr. Wug: What do you mean?! You're suppose to come in fast! It's suppose to be a smack....exciting!!... :-)) ...like this...*Another damaging high 5...then another......and another!*


          Mrs. Wug: Okay...enough!! I don't think getting whacked on the boney part of the hand, or smacked in the head by a big fella like yourself, is all that exciting!!...OUCH! LOL

Mr. Wug: Heyyyyy! What are you trying to say?!!! LOL

          Mrs. Wug: Uhhhhhh.....nothing!.... ^_^ ...except you really need to learn how to do a 'high 5'...before you hurt somebody, namely me! LOL Although I think our 'high 5-ing' days are OVER!!!! LOL

Mr. Wug: Nahhhhh! Come on! Just show me how to do it! O_O I mean...if dogs can 'high 5', I can too!! ^_^


          Mrs. Wug: Alright....but you keep all that 'excitement' over there until I tell you how, okay?!! LOL

Mr. Wug: ^_^ Ohhhhh! You got jokes!!!...Ha! Ha!

          Mrs. Wug: Okay, let's pretend Andy Murray just hit the winning shot at the U.S. Open....

Mr. Wug: Pretend?! O_O He did hit the winning shot! WOW! Now that was exciting! The papers in England......

          Mrs. Wug: HELLO!!!!!....High 5 lesson going on here!! LOL

Mr. Wug: ^_^ Sorry about that. I got a little EXCITED!! LOL

          Mrs. Wug: Yeah....that's what I'm afraid of!!!! ^_^ ... Anyway, as I was saying!...Andy Murray just hit the winning shot. Then you and I scream...

Mr. Wug: O_O Scream?!...

          Mrs. Wug: Shushy!!!!! Grrrr!

Mr. Wug: *smiling*...Sorry!

          Mrs. Wug: This is exactly why one of your 'beat up' friends didn't try to teach you the 'high 5'!!! LOL...Okay, so both of us come in for the 'high 5', sorta like...boop....boop......BAM!....The first boop is when both of us face each other with our elbows bent....The second boop is when our bent elbows both come toward each other to a set spot close enough to reach each other, still bent...And the third BAM! is the hand smack.....of excitement, as you say.


Mr. Wug: Ohhhhhhh! I got it! That second boop is like a pause before the hand smack!!...Boop....BOOP!....BAM! :-)

          Mrs. Wug: Righttttt!!

Mr. Wug: Okay...let me try it!

          Mrs. Wug: Uhhhhh....let's wait until something exciting happens...LOL....like the Rams winning the Superbowl....or you getting a cooking certificate from the Cordon bleu! ^_^

Mr. Wug: Great!....High 5!!! :-)

(Custom Chef Hat by Key2Life)

Mr. Wug: Hey!! O_O Wait a minute!...The Rams winning the Superbowl?!!

          Mrs. Wug: ^_^